Bob's Just Desserts (Salty Balls)

Scott Stieber & Don Myers

They came from the convents, the sisters and nuns
They came by buss just to have some fun
They came from St Cloud, St Croy, and St Paul
They came for one taste (just one taste) of
Bob's salty balls x 2

They emptied the taverns, the bars, and the pubs
They came from Madison's Liar's Club
They started a fracas, a ballyhoo, a brawl
Came for one taste (just one taste) of
Bob's salty balls x 2
Hey Bob a re Bob

They're sweet, they're salty, they're salty and sweet
a Chocolate moose center, a nutty treat
A little wipped cream and you've got it all
What you need is just one taste of
Bob's salty balls x 2
Hey Bob a re Bob

solo

I thought I'd see if the rumors are true
I had myself a pizza and a micro-brew
Bob's salty balls are good man they're great
but they don't hold a candle to (hold one candle)
One kiss from Kate x 3
Hey Bob a re Bob